After many, many years of farting, it finally occurred to me how toxic a fart can actually be. It’s one thing to smell your own fart knowing it’s bad, but at least you can tolerate it. And of course, it’s another to smell someone else’s. A part of me will start to dry heave, almost to the point of vomiting. Actually… I do remember vomiting from a friend of mine just from his fart. Anyway, with my theory on dairy products and just many things acidic, our stomachs have to endure quite a bit of punishment. Breaking down what’s bad and using what’s good to expand into the body to grow. Or at least that’s what I remember from The Magic School Bus about the digestive system. Which brings me to my next point. Since we can all remember (for most of us at least), we were told to eat our vegetables growing up. And that makes so much sense now. Earth grown, natural (I hope) greens from vegetables and fruits that would probably make a healthy sounding fart with little to no toxicity. Isn’t that the whole reason about pineapples? Not just because of Christopher Walken, but it’s supposed to make a little something taste better. I really don’t know, but if it’s to help my digestive system out, I’m game! And that is my theory on farts. Smell ya in the next one!
Category: Shorty
Pro Low Moving… Thank You
These guys are like family to me. We grew up together, did so many dumb and hilarious things. We made up games to play in the dark, and many times pretend to hurt ourselves (when it’s not for real), just to get a dollar from the adults. You did it! You started your own business and to me at least, is captivating! To Aaron, Sidney, and all the Pro Low team, I just wanted to give y’all a big shout out. You guys crushed it! Since my most recent post was about moving, and I never got to leave you guys a review, this is my way of doing so formally. Thank you for helping me move my stuff where I’m one step closer to achieving my dreams. Next time I move, I’ll be sure to go with you once again.
Nobody Likes Losing Their Hair
They’ve gone through some shit in their lives. People who are balding, or is. So if you know people that are, try to give them some slack. And if you are bald, try not to take life too seriously. Just remember, if it’s the job, just know that it’s only a job. I believe in you to strive for better, and more. You can make a difference in people’s lives, even if you’re only playing a small role. So why not make the most of it? And who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends in this journey of your life.
P.S. I’ve got receding hairline and tried using the hims product. I will say it works a little bit. Just takes time and also can leave your scalp with a burning sensation. I only used a 1-year subscription though and might need to be longer for better results. But 1 year isn’t too bad. I did notice a difference, slightly. The decision for me to make now is deciding if where I’m at is good enough or to continue using their product a little longer. (This seems to have come out as a review… cool!)
Mother Earth Is Dying
[Deep breath] … I’m gonna say it! We need to make the world a better place. And I’m not talking about World Peace either (although, that would be pretty nice). We may not be able to recycle everything, but it’s a start. Outside from those that are working to revolutionize the world with future technology, let’s take a step back from electronic devices (mainly our smartphones) and start caring for others. But most importantly, care for yourself. You have to remember that if you want to support your loved ones, it starts with you. Take the time for yourself to make you better. That’s what really matters. Because if you’re not in the right state-of-mind, you’re probably not going to be able to help those around you. Once you are, believe me, you won’t ever have to feel like you’re alone ever again. The world is only so big, and we are limited with resources. Everyone has to do their part, whatever that may be. Pricing on food is rising and I’m sure that’s not the only thing as well. I will admit to wasting food a little more often than I would like. Until there’s an invention of taking waste and reducing it into energy or other resources (that’s not polluting the environment), maybe we could plan a little more.
I know this isn’t a post that I would typically write, but it was just a thought I wanted to get off my chest. And if you’re wondering, the answer is yes, I got this title from Dave Franco in 21 Jump Street. And remember, just because something is a Comedy, doesn’t mean it’s not true. We just have to listen.
Nostalgia Is Style
To go forward, you gotta go backwards. You’re probably wondering, “What is this guy smoking?” And I know! “What am I smoking?!” From what we do to what we wear, there’s a style behind that. Jean jackets. I like them. Or even a good old fashioned record player to take you back down memory lane… even if it’s not your memory. Adult content in the palm of your hand, and the other palm, well I’ll let you be the judge of that. I’m taking a step back from that and getting into magazines again. You won’t need to worry about clearing your browser history. And comes the classic arcade games. That is something I’m working on. So, what does all of this have to do with moving forward? I really don’t know. I was high when I first started writing this… maybe let’s start being off electronics to enjoy the moment of what’s in front of you. Because before you realize it, the moments passed and you might have regrets, mistakes in your life. But it may not be too late to make amends with that past. The choice is yours.
This Unspoken Thing Called Love
You’re standing there. Eyes gazing into one another. There’s so much you want to say to her, especially how you feel about her as well… but you don’t. Instead, you play the role of the good guy who listens to what she is telling you so you could respond with an answer that isn’t anything but the point. Either way, that tension that you have with each other isn’t just coming from you. It goes both ways. At least that’s what you tell yourself. Because you have to believe that she feels the same way. The entire time you’ve known each other nothing ever happens. Only because you don’t want to ruin a good thing. And that’s the problem that us guys have telling the women we fancy how we feel. Expressing our feelings is one of the hardest tasks to do. No matter how many times you may play out the scenario in your head, or out loud to yourself in your one-bedroom apartment with no one around to hear you (except maybe your neighbors if you’re loud enough), when you’re put on the spot, it’s a much different story. So, what do you do? If the wrong move is made, you may have just destroyed everything you’ve built in that relationship. But at least you gave it a shot. In my opinion, the chase is something we all love to feel. Not knowing if the person you like, actually likes you back. Whether it’s love or not, how are you ever going to know if you don’t give it a chance? You’re just going to have to figure it out for yourself.
Talk Rose, Not Sh*t
Everywhere we go, we see something that entertains us. From watching actors in movies & TV shows, to professional athletes playing whatever sport they are. We boo them. We praise them. If someone was shooting a free throw, or pitching a ball, wouldn’t we want to not say the same old thing that’s clearly not working? “Pitchers got a big butt!” Why not, “Pitchers got a big d*ck!” He will feel way too good about himself where he’ll throw a perfect home-run pitch. People cheer and people sigh. And all the pitcher is left with, is a very plumped pen*s.
My Life Experience 