Is a blackhole just one big giant butthole?

Think about it… well, go on. I don’t mind waiting… fine. Have it your way. I’m reminded of one of the greatest life changing experiences of film called The Matrix. There’s a scene where the Oracle tells Neo that, “Everything that has a beginning, has an end.” Apparently, I took that quite literally. The blackhole eats everything within its’ surrounding, but (no pun intended) everything it eats, it has to spit it back out… right? If us humans have a digestive system and we’re technically made out of star stuff, that means a blackhole is evidently similar. We all came from the big bang for starters.

So… maybe Interstellar isn’t far off. I know the belief/concept of blackholes is to destroy everything in its’ path. But when we eat, we poop. Living organisms by default. Is a blackhole a living organism in disguised?